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Want to make lots & lots of money with absolutely zero effort?
Of course you do. That's the American way.
WE WILL MAKE YOU THE MONEY YOU WANT!
Our program is astonishingly different...please read on!
We have created a program which is so astonishingly different that we simply can't wait to tell you about it! Firstly, no one ever drops out, and no one ever quits. That's because it comes with a free lifetime of advertising! So, not only will you not have to lift a finger (if you don't want to), but you will continue to earn a larger and larger amount of money every month, regardless of your selfish and lazy nature! That's because we've tiered our payment system to substantially reward those who've been members for 2 or 3 months, because they will have a downline earning them $20.00 at a pop! And whether their downline is in a hurry to create new members or not, they'll still be getting the same lifetime of free advertising that got you where you are! And every member who joins through a link of theirs...will earn YOU a tasty $20.00 commission! I know it sounds almost too good to be true, but it's simply growing so fast that it will be in every corner of the world!
Think about this for a moment...what could be better than a program which fulfills 100% of its requirements for you? Anything you do to promote it will simply be frosting! And better yet, the same holds true for your downline, whether you've created it or just let us add to it. Here's the deal: If you're great at online marketing, then by all means promote your program. It will certainly pay off. If you want to become better at online marketing, then take advantage of the free tools and instructions we provide for you. If you're not an experienced web marketer, and don't have the time or the interest to become one, then just join our program, and let us do all the work for you! It's 100% free to be promoted for life. And once we've built you a good, steady stream of income, maybe you'll have some extra time on your hands to build up some additional downline, and further increase your monthly income. Please see our FAQ page for more details.
Here's a guess: you've been looking for a different way of making money using the Internet. I know I'm right, and that's exactly what you've found. I also know that your life is about to change. And it's about time, isn't it? You need a machine that works for you 24 hours a day, regardless.
We're so sure you're going to love this program, that we're making this guarantee: if you're not 100% thrilled with your membership after just 4 months, we'll refund 100% of your money + another $10.00 just for trying it out! Naturally, we'll absorb your URL & downline, because we know it will be much more valuable than your full refund & bonus! This program is just a winner!
Most online programs won't work for you, but then, you already knew that. You're tired of banging your head against the wall. Here are just a few reasons why what you've tried has failed so miserably:
Reason #1) Most money programs require effort & persistence. Think for a just moment about the people you know. Would they be likely to take time out of their busy schedules to promote an Internet money program which wouldn't do all the work for them? The answer is no...they would not. This program is different.
Reason #2) Most people are really not web savvy. And again, most people simply will not take the time to inform themselves as to how Internet marketing works. Sure, there are millions of people out there who have the skill to succeed with money programs, but do you? And do you really want to sell?
SelfishPricks.com is an entirely different concept in online wealth creation. We're a different kind of program, with a different kind of attitude. If you're not greedy and selfish way down deep inside, then you really won't fit into our membership, so you might as well move on right now. We're all about getting all that you can out of life, and the hell with helping others to succeed. Teamwork is for girlscouts, so go and sell some cookies instead.
History has proven there is only one way to become wealthy. From John D. Rockefeller to William Randolph Hearst, only the truly focused ever become financially independent. Or you can keep on working for a living.
Our self-promoting system is both unique and effective. We absolutely guarantee that everyone who becomes a member of our program will make money, both now and well into the future. And it's the price of a good lunch.
From the very moment you become a member, you will be able to sit back and take a breath, knowing that our system has immediately gone to work marketing for you, and that it will continue to do so for years to come. In fact, your personal promotion will increase each and every month, even when you're occupied with other things, or away on a relaxing vacation. How many inexpensive marketing tools can give you that kind of freedom?
Let me explain how all this is possible.
As a member, you will be issued a URL (a personalized web address) which you may visit at any time for details and marketing tools. You may also promote your personal URL as you wish, however spam in any form will absolutely not be tolerated.
That being said, here is just one of the reasons that SelfishPricks.com is different than so many other online programs: once activated, you will immediately be entered into an ongoing & continually growing promotional campaign. And the longer you play by the rules (or just do nothing at all), your promotional exposure will continue to grow and grow. You'll be helping us, and we'll be helping you. It's the oldest form of commerce.
How it works is actually quite simple. You pay a small one-time fee to become a member. Immediately upon joining, your personal URL will be advertised by us, for as long as you remain a member in good standing. You will receive 4,000 guaranteed monthly visitors to your page, as well as 3,000 monthly banner impressions. You'll get all this every month, without lifting a finger, or talking to a single person. We don't want you to hard-sell your parents, annoy your neighbors, or irritate your friends with a sales pitch. That's just wrong. And it will do you more harm than good. What you need is constant, 'round the clock advertising. Which we provide for you, free.
Let us promote for you instead.
As new people become members through your URL, you will receive $5.00 for each and every one of them. But even better, you will receive $20.00 for each person who joins through your downline! And since each new member is entitled to the same advertising we provide for you, an additional 7,000 monthly exposures will be added to your advertising program. This will continue forever, whether you ever do anything else or not. Now, here's the important thing to understand: as you go along building up a larger and larger team of "weighted middle tier" downline members, $20.00 payments will simply come flooding into your Safepay account, as excited members start to promote their own pages. Remember, they want to develop their own downlines, and you benefit with a fat $20.00 payment each and every time they succeed! And again, you'll continually receive the benefit of their monthly advertising program, which continues all year round.
Since each person who joins through our main page will be automatically assigned to an existing member, the sooner you join, the more "freebies" you're likely to get. In addition, you'll receive instant access to over $5,000 worth of free software, yours to download as you choose. This includes a continually growing list of auto-blaster tools, e-books and more. Here's our promise to you: You will succeed in this business, no question about it! Even if you beat the hell out of your wife's boyfriend and get sentenced to a year in the county jail...when you get out, there will be a bunch of money waiting for you! Isn't that great? By the way, hit him a good one for us! LOL
Safepay Solutions
We have chosen Safepaysolutions.com as our payment processor for a number of reasons. But for right now, let's begin with the basics. If you don't already have a free Safepay account, Safepay will ask you to create a UserName. I suggest you choose something catchy, like MillionaireMaker (already taken!). Your UserName will be part of your personal URL, so I think you get the idea. After you become a member, I'll fill you in on the rest of the details. I know you're going to love being a member of the easiest program ever designed. Additionally, Safepay has some of the easiest methods to access your funds of all the online payment systems (see the FAQ link above for details, it's filled with interesting & valuable information).
Your one-time fee of $34.00 includes your automatically created website exactly like this one, which instantly puts $5.00 into your Safepaysolutions account (as well as benefitting your sponsor $20.00 instantly), plus a lifetime of advertising as described above, plus unlimited access to our downloads page. We will also provide on-going instruction for those who wish to pursue additional self promotion. We're certain many people will, since this exciting program can only grow more quickly as new members promote you. And we'd like to make you a Selfish Prick.
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